Duhmocracy —Own it

from

The defining musical satire of the 43 administration generation

—because you’re smarter than they think—

Ten songs from the blovinely irreverent to the hilariously bizarre

The defining musical satire of the 43 administration generation

because you’re smarter than they think

Ten songs from the blovinely irreverent to the hilariously bizarre

Duhmocracy —Own it

 

Duhbya

Love

Croaks

What R Children

is Learning

Bye Bye Blackwell

Why They

Call it Weed

You Want Me to Be Yer Mom

You Smoked Me

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Stupid

Blame the Cows

©2007 Victrola & the Duhst Bunnies

Another

Fascist

Day

contact the band: victrola@duhmocracy.com

    You want me to be yer mom

    Like Harry and Dickey and Tom did too

    You say that you love me but you want more of me

    You want me to be yer mom


But something about this is weird

Reality’s worse than I feared

This all would be fine if you were say, nine

But I see that you have a beard


This relationship’s destined to fail

My interest in you has gone stale

What I had in mind and can’t seem to find

Is a full-grown American male


    You want me to be yer mom

    Like Harry and Dickey and Tom did too

    You say that you love me but you want more of me

    You want me to be yer mom


Someone to pick up yer room

to handle a mop and a broom

to open her purse, your personal nurse

Whenever you fall down, go boom


Yer favorite meals she’ll prepare

And serve them up in yer high chair

She’ll rub yer dub-dubby, and scrub out yer tubby

And skidmarks from yer underwear


She wanted a man with some class

She wanted a love that would last

Instead she’s got one who’s more work than fun

Who needs his mom wiping his nose


    You want me to be yer mom

    Like Harry and Dickey and Tom did too

    You say that you love me but you want more of me

    You want me to be yer mom


But I wouldn’t do this for my health

Put yer plan back on the shelf

If I wanted a son, I would’ve raised one

Instead I’ll take care of myself!


I’ve one question to finish this song

What in yer childhood went wrong?

Now, I don’t mean to test you, but baby, what possessed you

to crawl into bed with yer mom?


    You want me to be yer mom

    Like Harry and Dickey and Tom did too

    You say that you love me but you want more of me

    You want me to be yer mom

    Its time to grow up now, I think I’ll throw up now

    I don't want to be yer mom!

My daddy sent me off to Yale

He made sure I didn't fail

He taught me to shred a paper trail

He even kept me out of jail!

    I'm Duhbya, Duhbya begins with "duh"


In the cockpit of that fighter plane

I went temporarily insane

I went too far, I fried my brain

On too much booze and rock cocaine!

    I'm Duhbya, Duhbya begins with "duh"


Jeb rigged the vote and made me king

We got away with everything

That's what good connections bring

To a megalomaniacal dingaling!

   

    I'm Duhbya, Duhbya

    Duhbya begins with "duh"

    Duh, duh, Duhbya

    Duhbya begins with "duh"


Disregarding every fact

I decided to attack

the sovereign nation of Iraq

The same regime we used to back!

    I'm Duhbya, Duhbya begins with "duh"


In the debates I had stagefright

I blinked a lot, was impolite

I foamed at the mouth and seemed uptight

'Til they finally got my meds just right!

    I'm Duhbya, Duhbya begins with "duh"


I hear voices in my head

That tell me I'm divinely led

God gave me the go-ahead

Not to stop 'til we're all dead!


    I'm Duhbya, Duhbya

    Duhbya begins with "duh"

    Duh, duh, Duhbya

    Duhbya begins with "duh"


I stole it once, I stole it twice

Another term with Condi Rice!

I hear she gives me bad advice

But I don't care she feels so nice!

    Duhbya, Duhbya begins with "duh"


Some say I am incompetent

I suffer spleech implediment

I'm Ignorant, I'm arrogant

But hey, you made me president!           

    I'm Duhbya, Duhbya

    Duhbya begins with "duh"

    Duh, duh, Duhbya

    Duhbya begins with "duh"

    Duhbya, Duhbya

    Duhbya begins with "duh"

    Duh, duh, Duhbya

    Duhbya begins with "duh"!!

It's another fascist day

It's just another fascist day

Everyday Duhbya gets his way

It's another fascist day!


It's another fascist day

The Constitution is now passe´

Democracy is in full decay

It's another fascist day!


It's another fascist day

All checks and balances gone away

The Courts and the Congress in disarray

It's another fascist day!


It's another fascist day

A corporate theocracy's here to stay

The new police state is now underway

It's another fascist day!


It's another fascist day

Big corporations all pay-to-play

Big pharma holds patents on your DNA

It's another fascist day!


It's another fascist day

Murder, extortion and other foul play,

even torture is now O.K.

It's another fascist day!


It's another fascist day

And if you are brown, black or poor, or gay

Your civil rights will be taken away

It's another fascist day!


It's another fascist day

with cronies in charge at the DOJ

You're being tracked by the NSA

It's another fascist day!


It's another fascist day

And if you should ever dare disobey

They'll send you on down to Guantanamo Bay

It's another fascist day!


It's a beautiful fascist day

For Turd Blossom, Scooter and Kenny Boy Lay,

Abramoff, Gonzo and Tom Delay

It's another fascist day!


It's another fascist day

It's just another fascist day

Everyday Duhbya gets his way

(and that's every day!)

It's another fascist day!

It was a full moon but it did not glow

The rain had come down for a week or so

A pond formed in the parking lot below

I was playing my guitar and watching it grow,

and grow, and grow, and grow


When the strangest thing just then occurred

the oddest sound that I'd ever heard

challenge me to find a better word

A frog sang a song that sounds absurd


GCHLUH, GCHLUH, GCHLUH!


I said , hey Prince Charming, is that you?

If you croak for me I will sing for you

Hey, Mr. Frog is your love true?

Then how'd ya like to make a little rendezvous?


It was a love song I aint never heard before

We must have croaked for an hour or more

When frogs came to us by the score!

They were callin'  their lovers to the shore


They all went GCHLUH, GCHLUH, GCHLUH!


But in the cruel light of the morning sun

After all the cars had gone

It was the saddest sight to look upon

The parking lot that was a pond


To my dismay and my despair

Prince Charming was not anywhere

I rubbed my eyes to stand and stare

At little flat X's everywhere


Where are you my Lancelot?

Where upon this parking lot?

My heart recoiled into a knot

When I found the X that marked his spot


GCHLUH, GCHLUH, GCHLUH!


Croaking for love aint where it's at

Though your little heart might go pitter-pat

Love will use you for a mat

He will sing a song then he'll leave you flat


Love is gift, love is a haven

Love can give you what your cravin'

But it's just another form of enslavement

When they scrape you off the pavement


It's O.K. to have the heart of a poet

It's O.K. to love, it's O.K. to show it

But when your prince comes now don't you blow it

Or he'll be your X before you know it


GCHLUH, GCHLUH, GCHLUH!

GCHLUH, GCHLUH, GCHLUH!


Purging voters from the rolls

Thirty points down in the polls

Bye bye Blackwell


Two-thousand-four election fraud

Now just between you and your God

Bye bye  Blackwell


Your protection order won't protect you

When even your own party won't elect you


Neocons all jump for joy

He's your wing-nut poster boy

Blackwell, bye bye


We all know you rigged the fix

We're up on all your dirty tricks

Bye bye  Blackwell


Elections without oversight

Make miracles happen overnight

Bye bye Blackwell


You'll send bogus numbers to your servers

And kick out international observers


Losers have to cheat to win

We won't let you do that again

Blackwell, bye bye 


Rigging your election is expected

But we'll all know you never were elected

Blackwell, bye bye


Purging voters from the rolls

Thirty points down in the polls

Blackwell, bye bye

Blackwell, bye bye!



Bye Bye, Blackbird original words & music

©1926 by Ray Henderson & Mort Dixon


Stupid, Stupid

Humans can be Stupid

Creating more problems than we can solve

We'll go extinct before we evolve


Stupid, Stupid

Humans can be Stupid

We dump in our water, we dump in the street

We dump in the same place where we plan to eat

Without all the poison of lies and deceit

No Armageddon is ever complete


Stupid, Stupid

Humans can be Stupid

We burn dirty coal that makes acid rain

We fish out the oceans 'til no fish remain

On a path of destruction we cannot sustain

We dine on sturgeon and simply complain


Stupid, Stupid

Why are we so Stupid?

Our governments join in unholy alliance

While media sleep with corrupt corporate giants

who have propaganda honed down to a science

We bleat like sheeple in passive compliance


Stupid, Stupid

Why are we so Stupid?

We gave up entitlements, all we hold dear

Elections are stolen, our rights disappear

While media keep us all frozen in fear

We watch our TV's and guzzle our beer!


Stupid, Stupid

This president is stupid

Tax dollars he covets he then quickly spends

On a bogus agenda he staunchly defends

Plans world domination with his Saudi friends

And a preemptive war that never ends


Stupid, Stupid

Neocons are stupid

Incompetent cronies are left unrestrained

Who let thousands die in a great hurricane

While Jesus was tortured and then died in pain

You'll find them in church on their torture campaign


Stupid, Stupid

Why are they so Stupid?

We've now established there is global warm'ng

We've seen all the signs, there's an ozone hole form'ng

While deep in denial the oceans are storm'ng

It aint like we haven't been given a warn'ng


Stupid, Stupid

Why are we so Stupid?

The world as we know it is now on the brink

Ev-er-y-thing could be gone in a blink

Now all of the planet will soon be extinct

And we will be next despite what we think


Stupid, Stupid

Can we not be Stupid?

Creating more problems than we can solve

While we're watching TV, while we're playing golf

While all the world's problems remain unresolved

We'll go extinct before we evolve!

You scoped me,

You found me in a bar and then you roped me

We wound up in your car and then you groped me

We didn’t get that far before you smoked me


Yes, You smoked me

You rolled me in a joint and then you toked me

You walked me down the aisle and then you soaked me

Oh babe, there is no doubt, you really smoked me


    I should have just said “nope”

    Didn’t know you were a dope

    Now I’m all smoked up


You smoked me

You stuffed me in your bong and then you stoked me

Took your poker to the flame and then you poked me

You set my heart on fire and then you smoked me


    I should have just said “nope”

    Didn’t know you were a dope

    Now I’m all smoked up

    I’d say auf wiedersehen

    While I’m singing this refrain

    But I’m all choked up

    I’m all smoked up


Some years back our president uttered these now famous words:

”Rarely is the question asked, what IS our children learning?”


Your use of the language is malapropos

But I’ll answer your question, I’ll give it a go!

I’ll answer your question ‘cause you need to know

This “what’s our children is learning”...


In all that you do and in all that you say

Our kids all believe what you do is OK

You set the standard, yeah, you lead the way!

That’s what our children “is learning”


It’s O.K. to smirk and it’s O.K. to sneer

Just turn a blind eye and turn a deaf ear

Those you don’t like you can bully and smear

That’s what our children “is learning”


That you can succeed and not even try

Faking your way as a way to get by

Just stick to the story, just repeat the lie!

That’s what our children “is learning”


Just make up the story as you go along

Insist you are right when you know you are wrong

Sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong

That’s what our children “is learning”


Break any law, just don’t get caught

Then if you do, insist you did not

Just do as you darn please and not as you ought

That’s what our children “is learning”


If we believed the wingnuts on the tube

We’d all believe you’re one heckuva dude

But now we just think you’re incredibly rude!

That’s what our children “is learning”


George, you are the Prez, our kids look to you

You set the example then they take your cue

I guess you could say monkey see, monkey do!

That’s what our children “is learning”!!


The walls of my house are brown and dingy

‘Cause my ex’ was a human chimney

On cannabis he’d huff and puff

Until one day I’d had enough

He’d smoke and smoke and I’d choke and choke

And vacuum where he cleaned his dope

For everywhere there fell the seeds

And that is why they call it “weed”


But I thank God for my water vacuum,

Bedroom, bathroom frontroom, backroom

Sweeping up his dirty deeds

I vacuumed up a million seeds

Then rattling up the hose they’d hasten

Straight into the water basin

Swirling through that filthy muck

They’d suck and suck and suck and suck!

Dumping that muck in the yard

Reality soon hit me hard

Those seeds had caught me unaware

For here and there and everywhere...


There was one little pot plant, two little pot plants,

Three little pot plants, four,

Five little pot plants, six little pot plants,

A million pot plants more!


   My little weed whacker went whack! whack! whack!

   I’d whack and whack and they’d just grow back

   In greater numbers than before

   It turned into an all-out war!


Neighbors I wished to avoid

Soon made me more than paranoid

Day in, day out at crack of dawn

They saw me working on my lawn

To allay attention and suspicion,

Dedicated to my mission

I’d rake and hoe and whack and mow

Hoping they would never know


There was one little pot plant, two little pot plants,

Three little pot plants, four,

Five little pot plants, six little pot plants,

A million pot plants more!


   My little weed whacker went whack! whack! whack!

   I’d whack and whack and they’d just grow back

   In greater numbers than before

   It turned into an all-out war!


Giving up on my lawn mower,

Resorting now to a flame thrower

Neighbors watched me through the haze

While I set my yard ablaze

Soon they started feeling funny,

Kinda stupid, kinda hungry

Breathing in that smoky air

They soon forgot the whole affair


There was one little pot plant, two little pot plants,

Three little pot plants, four,

Five little pot plants, six little pot plants,

A million pot plants more!

The ozone hole is growing ever larger everyday

I heard an explanation on the radio today

Rush Limbaugh has got a theory that blows them all away

And Rush is right,  so he claims, and this is what he says


Now we can blame the cows,

Now we can blame the cows,

What a relief, I never did believe them scientists anyhow

Now we can blame the cows!


Sure is lots'a hot air blowin’ ‘round this old cowtown

A barnyard-like effluvium hovering all around

And down there by the Statehouse, why it's enough to knock ya down!

They did a billion dollar study though, and this is what they found


Now we can blame the cows,

Now we can blame the cows,

What a relief, I never did believe them scientists anyhow

Now we can blame the cows!


Yeah, just look at 'em, their ugly and they smell

They're fat, lazy, and they're dumber'n hell

They stare at you with them big brown eyes and anyone can tell,

They're probably all terrorists, let's just kill 'em all!


Now we can blame the cows,

Now we can blame the cows,

What a relief, I never did believe them scientists anyhow

Now we can blame the cows!


Thank you Rush for offering us this simple explanation

For the stratospheric bovine gas that hangs above our nation

I'll eat some steak and toast a glass of milk in salutation

You know, I think it's time we draw the line and stand in condemnation


Now we can blame the cows,

Now we can blame the cows,

What a relief, I never did believe them scientists anyhow

Now we can blame the cows!

Now we can blame the cows,

Now we can blame the cows,

What a relief, I never did believe them scientists anyhow

Now we can blame the cows